All About the Alvies Boot Flask

We aren't going to tell you how to live your life. But if someday you show up with an Alvies flask in your boot and pull up the pant leg to reveal it to friends, you might be flagged as the day's hero. From there, you might rack up a few IOUs like you used to do in grade school. Those IOUs might be redeemable for a hot toddy or cold hard cash. We aren't saying our boot flask will be a new part-time job. Or are we?